New computer viruses III - funny or not?

Michael Jackson Virus v 1.0 - Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after one byte.

POPE JOHN PAUL VIRUS - Deletes all your dirty files and blesses the rest.

Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

Public Transportation Virus - Makes your browser stop at every website.

STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

TEENAGER VIRUS - Your PC stops every few seconds to ask for money.

TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

TOBACCO INDUSTRY VIRUS - It contends that there is no reliable scientific evidence that viruses can harm you computer or that it targets adolescent computer users.

Viagra Virus - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure

on your zip drive. Turns your 3.5" floppy into a hard drive.

New computer viruses III - funny or not?downloads

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New computer viruses III - funny or not?house call

some funny some not
very good, thanks for the laughs.
Excellent one.!!!

10/10.!!!

Got to get the pope one, lol.!!!

Cheers.!!!
What about the Simon Cowell virus - belittles your hard drive to floppy status!
l wish l had a quid for every time this one and the other four parts was posted,

starred
Nice ones thanks
some are funny some aren't Michael Jackson one, not funny.

鈾e Love You MJ鈾||really funny excep the teenager one mike tson one is really funny